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The Burrito is Dead. Long Live the Burrito.

Maya (Next Door)

Maya Next Door

The burrito is dead.

It’s okay; it has had its moment. It’s time we all came to terms with its passing. Gone are the classic San Francisco cylinders, filed with everything delicious. Oh, they still exist, but only as a shadow of what they used to be. Sure, places like Taqueria San Francisco and El Metate have shown spark and promise, but consistency has been an issue and that primal satisfaction of tearing into a burrito is just not there. While it was once hard to get a bad burrito, it is now harder to find one that is good. The magic is gone.

All is not lost, as there seems to be a new burrito style in town, but it sure ain’t the same.

Maya Restaurant in SOMA offers sit-down style eating or burrito joint quickness via Maya (Next Door). Basically, the “next door” aspect is just a few cocktail tables and the convenience of ordering at the bar. After many months of Forest telling me it was “the best overpriced Caucasian burrito in San Francisco”, well, I just had to try it. After looking over the digital menu–housed in a HDTV–I chose a carne asada burrito, and Forest ordered a grilled chicken. They were out of pinto beans for some unfathomable reason, but they did have Gouda cheese; avocado was extra. I was not expecting much as I handed over my $8.11.

Eh, it's food.

It was good, but a burrito it was not. I’m not sure if this is Caucasian or not, but I could swear I was tasting eggs in there somehow. I couldn’t find any, so I concluded it was the Gouda giving the thing its odd flavor. The meat was good, but of course there wasn’t enough of it. Forest took a few bites and immediately informed me that they must have been having an off day—it usually tasted more “buttery, like a grilled cheese”. It was exactly the description I was looking for. It was buttery, and reminiscent of a good grilled cheese (with eggs). It’s hard to imagine that on a “good day” it tasted even more so.

I had the choice of mild, medium or hot sauce, and the hot that I choose was flavorful, but clearly not hot. It is worth noting that essentials like a side of hot sauce were not included in the bag, and nowhere to be found on the counter. The chips were housemade, but there were literally like five of ‘em greasing up the bottom of the brown paper bag. The size was on the smaller side, but still in fair territory.

Maya is clearly a lunch option for what passes as working class in San Francisco. It’s the lack of substance overall that turned me off to this burrito; not bad, but certainly not worth seeking out. From the vague, uninspired décor, to the absence of hot sauce (or napkins, or salt…) I never felt the welcoming glow that is imperative for a restaurant to impart. Granted, burritos ordered from the bar are meant to be eaten on the sunny plaza outside, but if that burrito might as well have been made from white bread and fancy cheese, then the lineage of the San Francisco burrito exists only in name.

Long live the burrito.

(P.S. El Farolito on Mission at 24th is still kicking out real burritos—at least for now.)

Taqueria Cazadores

I like ham. I like cheese. I like rolled tacos. How could I not like ham and cheese taquitos?

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One day, while cruising around with Greg looking for something to do, we walked by that taco cart on Mission at S. Van Ness. They were closing up for the day, but while there we checked out the menu. Although I have spent a good amount of time reading Mexican food menus, it’s not uncommon for me to still come across something new. That’s part of the beauty of Mexican food. It is versatile; all the ingredients are there, they just need to be put together. Usually however, the names, while vaguely descriptive, still need some amount of deciphering. Not so in this case. Under the common heading of Taquitos was a description I had never come across before.

“3 Crispy Ham and Cheese Tacos, Lettuce, Sweet Salsa, Guacamole, Sour Cream”

What the hell was this?

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The annual changing of the taqueria calendar

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Rolled-up tubes of time are scattered about San Francisco’s burrito shops every year starting in December. They go fast, and this past year was no exception. My first trip to the hot spots resulted in empty hands and disappointment until I popped my head into Can-Cun on Market Street. Only two remained, and I quickly grabbed one only to find out upon unfurling that the calendar would have been more appropriate on a votive candle. Nothing could be more disappointing than expecting to find a beautiful girl and instead unwrapping a nun. Luckily, a follow-up trip to the popular Mission Street location revealed the beauty you see above. That was a close one, Can-Cun, however consider redemption found.

I find it hard to complain about something received for free, but consider some of the other calendars out there. Aztec warriors in full headdress protecting their pyramids have always been a favorite motif. I’ve even heard of one such example complete with a flying UFO in the background. Way cooler than a picture of some saint and child. Even the kitty cat calendar Greg found would have been better.

Finding redemption in the taqueria isn’t really anything new to me. The beauty in Mexican food not only lies within the taste, but also in the celebration of life. The festive colors and spicy flavors are a reflection of the spirit. There’s always something new to try, and if a bad taste comes along, consider it a fluke and get on back out there. Much like this past year. And in at least one case, I expect to see a better year. Just ask the girl in the calendar, I’m sure she will agree.

Dear Rubio’s: I’m sorry.

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I owe you an apology. Despite the food court standing you now have, your food is still delicious. Despite the fact that those rolled tacos above could have used less lettuce and more topping, they were, in fact, quite delicious. Despite the fact that I previously ragged on your guacamole, I know think it to be quite good.
Amazing how a few simple chunks of avocado can change everything. Salud, Rubio’s, salud.

El Tonayense

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I’ve been puzzled by why these El Tonayense trucks are so popular. They aren’t very good, but yet they are everywhere, and people claim to like them. It’s not that they are bad so much as they are just extremely boring. From what I can tell, there ain’t no love in them tacos and burritos. Yet, again and again, I hear about how great they are.

The only reason I can think of is that San Francisco is full of transplants, and these transplants must consider taco trucks a novelty. They order, they eat, and then the pretend to love whatever they had. I’m guessing these fakers are doing it so they can boast some sort of street food street cred, although these creations might have a tough time stacking up against Chipotle.
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